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Friday, September 09, 2005

Words Women Use




Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and youneed to shut up.

Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutesto watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should beon your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A"Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wastingher time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man."That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before decidinghow and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks

This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman isthanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out ofthe room slowly...


more words are welcomed ......
st000nie

25 Comments:

  • divya : ummmm yupz i say " nuthing" alot , u know me welll... muahhh gudssss

    tanzu :aawwwww so true when i say i m fine , m not fine sometimes ...
    aawwww n i miss u alwayssss..
    muahhhhhh janeman , love yaaaa sooo sooo sooo much

    sonu

    By Blogger strawy, at 9/08/2005 06:24:00 PM  

  • hmmm .. do we really need to know all this? i guess we learn frm our mistakes :P (i hv learnt/read most of these :D)

    By Blogger Invincible, at 9/08/2005 08:05:00 PM  

  • good one, read this bfr. How about Alright, Excellent, Awesome, No, Sure and Take care? I mean atleast I use these quite often

    By Blogger Dewdrop, at 9/08/2005 08:09:00 PM  

  • desi : thnx alot , hugss

    invincible :ummmm experienced guy haan ... ahem ahem ..

    dewdy : heyy thnx for adding more words ,hugss

    st000nie

    By Blogger strawy, at 9/08/2005 09:27:00 PM  

  • Hi babezzzzzzz

    that is a cool one... I had read it earlier... faced it many times and now got used to it ;-)
    hahahhahahha

    Sahi jaan rahi ho...

    Cheers

    By Blogger PuNeEt, at 9/08/2005 09:40:00 PM  

  • lol good one st000nie! I think I've seen this one before in some FW email...


    Can add few more by me :)

    Dont u dare do that:
    This means try it and u will end in death row.


    Kiss me creep:
    This means how come ur momma never taught u how NOT to be gay.


    U drive alright:
    Hell ur no Micheal Schumacher.


    Keshi.

    By Blogger Keshi, at 9/09/2005 02:43:00 AM  

  • nice post Strawy...:)

    By Blogger saurav, at 9/09/2005 02:46:00 AM  

  • Also...


    Yes. = No.
    No. = No.
    Maybe. = No.
    I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.

    By Blogger Unknown, at 9/09/2005 04:16:00 AM  

  • They only use words and tears...
    :)

    By Blogger Ar Ar Ar Arrrrr, at 9/09/2005 08:13:00 AM  

  • And yes...at times..kicks tooo..

    so it depends :D

    Agree with n000nie boy. Good one!!

    By Blogger Ar Ar Ar Arrrrr, at 9/09/2005 08:13:00 AM  

  • nothing always been something..hmm..

    By Blogger tulipspeaks, at 9/09/2005 09:10:00 AM  

  • Puneet : yeah some 1 FW me this mail , so i shared it with u all,hugzz dude , happy birthday to u.. huggy huggy.

    sammu :muahhh baby , love u too , tere abba chup ker bethe hain , samne nahi aate, main kya karun ? lolololol ... hugzzz sweety.

    muttiah : behave or u r not welcomed on my blog ... got it ?

    keshu : oooooo yesss those words r very commonly used by galz ..lol
    thnx babe ... muahhhhh , love ya.

    avik : thnx dude

    lohit : lolzzz , poor u ... pearly use those words kya ?? .... ummmm dont think so , she too sweet to say NO to u ...hugzzz dude , thnx for adding more words.

    Z00nie : hmmmm "they use words and tears " : making fun of our emotions , bad bad very bad ... hmmm hmmmm hmmmmm , thats y u get kickzzz , lolzzz


    am000nie: thnx sweety , hugzzz

    st000nie

    By Blogger strawy, at 9/09/2005 09:38:00 AM  

  • Gosh... all forwarded mails stuff is getting published here...

    reminding me of those days wen email were just "in" ;-)

    thanks so much sweeti...for the wishes...u r choo chweeeeeet

    hugggzzzzzz

    By Blogger PuNeEt, at 9/09/2005 11:24:00 AM  

  • Hi
    wow...I just came back from posting my tag and wrote on that i need to figure out women....and this now....and if women can come up with a dictionary...with words like this...that would help guys...
    Nice one
    Prakash

    By Blogger Prakash, at 9/09/2005 02:12:00 PM  

  • tanzu : lolzzz u have gone crazy ... mere pyaar ka aser ?? lolz , love ya sweety ... dil mange more stuff ..heheheh..hugzzz

    puneet : shez my janeman , isnt she sweet , no wonder i love her so much ... hope u r enjoying ur Big Day ... hugzzz p000


    prakash :lolzz prakash , thnx dude

    st000nie

    By Blogger strawy, at 9/09/2005 05:29:00 PM  

  • lol how bout...
    u know waaaat????!!! n then shuttin up...cuz u want tht person to ask u wat u wanna say...heee hee i do tht drives my frnds mad!!!

    By Blogger Michelle, at 9/09/2005 05:54:00 PM  

  • hey
    me again i have blogrolled you
    hope u dont mind
    Prakash

    By Blogger Prakash, at 9/09/2005 06:45:00 PM  

  • ice : yup yup , i even use "get lost " alot ,,, hehehe , nice 1 ice , thnx ... hugzz baby

    prakash: not at all dude , thnx alot ... hugsss

    st000nie

    By Blogger strawy, at 9/09/2005 07:11:00 PM  

  • loll good one st000nie..

    whn a gal say i miss u.. thn no one else in world can miss u more than her:)

    :)

    By Blogger :), at 9/09/2005 08:12:00 PM  

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    By Blogger strawy, at 9/10/2005 09:28:00 AM  

  • whn a gal say i miss u.. thn no one else in world can miss u more than her

    Oh yeah...thts so truly said Minnie

    Agree with her totally :)

    Hugzzzz

    By Blogger Ar Ar Ar Arrrrr, at 9/10/2005 09:28:00 AM  

  • navi : ur hahaaaaaaaaaa , kaminaaaaaaaa and uffffffffffff ... how can i forget that ...lolzz
    hugsss sweety

    pari : thnx sweety , hugsss

    rene: shez gone crazy , u know mere pyaar ka aser :P:P:P:P:P... shez cute na ??

    icy : awwwww wat happ baby , y r u sooo down ? hope everything is fine with u , come here baby ,let me hug uuuu >:D< .... love ya re , n yesss u can fine an abba for nannu , as u know howz he ...winkzz... muahhh sweets , tc.


    st000nie

    By Blogger strawy, at 9/10/2005 09:29:00 AM  

  • zuuu : u dont have any other choice na ... hehehehe ...hugzz sweetu

    st000nie

    By Blogger strawy, at 9/10/2005 09:30:00 AM  

  • Hehehe
    Yup.....

    Take care St00nie-piez :)
    Have an awesome weekend ahead
    Hugzz

    By Blogger Ar Ar Ar Arrrrr, at 9/10/2005 09:32:00 AM  

  • thnx zuuuu , same to u .. hugsss

    st000nie

    By Blogger strawy, at 9/10/2005 09:34:00 AM  

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